30 Days of Parks and Recreation → Day 24: Favorite Library Moment
Season 2, episode 15 (Sweetums):
Leslie: Hi, Marcie.
Marcie: Leslie! Are they finally teaching you Parks people how to read? Oh, I guess not. It’s a movie.
Leslie: You’re pretty cocky for someone whose job is obsolete because of the internet.
Marcie: Hmm. You seem to have a $40 late fee on a book called Mysteries of the Female Orgasm!
Leslie: No I don’t!
Marcie: Yeah, you do.
Leslie: Ann, grab the movie! Go! Go, Ann! Go! Go!
Leslie: PUNK ASS BOOK JOCKEYS!
(Source: snakehole-lounge)
Step one, we buy into this club.
Step two, we roll over to the club either in your Mercedes Benz
or my pre-owned Acura Legend. Step three, I dagger you on the dance floor.
Just bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce
now all the ladies sayin’ bounce bounce bounce bounce bounce.
What do you say, sexy?
(Source: riransa)